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Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

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Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

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Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

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My favourite thing about waking up at ridiculous o’clock is the solitude.

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I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

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I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

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For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

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If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

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Being alone is my favourite way of being.

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Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

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Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

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Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

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I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

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I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

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Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

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There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

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I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.

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The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

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Unlocking new levels of iron deficiency.

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Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

Just landed via Discord:

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

Just landed via Instagram:

Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

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I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

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Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

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