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Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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215 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,484

Funny Quotes Topics

17,554

Funny Quotes Images

15,484

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,452

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Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

Seen just now on WeChat:

January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

Live now on YouTube:

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

Spotted on Facebook:

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Spotted on YouTube:

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

Going bananas on Discord:

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Going viral on Discord:

I liked the version of you from the other dimension better.

Trending via Telegram:

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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58 shares on X this month:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

16 shares on Messenger this month:

Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

31 shares on Messenger this month:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.

55 shares on TikTok this month:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

44 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

75 shares on Discord this month:

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Short men store so much anger in their little body.

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Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

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Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

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Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

215 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,484

Funny Quotes Topics

17,554

Funny Quotes Images

15,484

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,342

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I only drink when I people.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

Just shared via TikTok:

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

Going viral on Slack:

The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

Shared recently on Threads:

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Trending via YouTube:

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

Spotted on Instagram:

Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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