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The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

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So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

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“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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Drilling for oil is well boring.

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Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

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How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

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Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

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Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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Meow means woof in cat.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

Spotted on Discord:

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

Trending via Facebook:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Live now on Facebook:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

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That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

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I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

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15 Funny impatience quotes

Funny impatience quotes 😂⏳ capture those moments when waiting feels impossible and your humor saves the day! Whether stuck in traffic or waiting for your coffee ☕️, these witty lines turn frustration into laughter. Ready to giggle through the wait? Let’s dive into some hilarious impatience vibes that remind us it’s okay to be a little impatient—and funny about it! 😜🚦

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10 hours ago
Share →: I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

Commentary:
Why rush perfection when impatience does it faster? ⏰🤷‍♂️😂
14 hours ago
Share →: I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

Commentary:
All dressed up with nowhere to go, just chilling with my fancy couch outfit! 🛋️😎🤷‍♂️
3 days ago
Share →: People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

Commentary:
Trying to navigate this grocery cart traffic jam like a pro! 🛒🚦😅
2 weeks ago
Share →: I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

Commentary:
Just flew out of the cocoon and already getting asked for a five-year plan. 🦋✨📈
2 weeks ago
Share →: Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

Commentary:
Every time I wait in front of those doors, I feel like I'm auditioning for an invisible friend's club! 🚪🤦‍♂️😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

Commentary:
Just waiting for that 4-way stop drama to unfold like it's a rom-com's most awkward scene 🎬😅🚦#TrafficTension
2 weeks ago
Share →: I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

Commentary:
That explains why I never seem to be ready for anything! 🥑⏳
3 weeks ago
Share →: Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

Commentary:
"When your patience clock hits 0, but the day clock is stuck on eternal daylight savings! 🌞⏰🙃"
4 weeks ago
Share →: The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

Commentary:
"Patience? I left that department faster than my WiFi during a storm! 😂🚶‍♂️💨"
1 month ago
Share →: How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

Commentary:
"Still checking my mailbox for that wisdom delivery! 📦🧠😂"

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Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

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Making waves on Reddit:

Live, laugh, leftovers.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

Breaking via Discord:

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Live now on Snapchat:

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

Trending via Threads:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

Live now on Instagram:

I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

Reported on Threads:

The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

Just landed via Instagram:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

Spotted on Twitch:

Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

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