11 Funny instructions quotes

• Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

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  1 month ago

  cooking, dish, food, humor, instruction, instructions, name, only, stir-fry, where, wordplay

• Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

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  2 months ago

  child, harmonica, humor, instructions, instrument, joke, kid, missing, misunderstanding, musical, musical instrument, parenting, work

• If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

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  2 months ago

  came, communication, humor, instructions, irony, men, read, relationship, women

• You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

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  2 months ago

  age, asking, changes, eyesight, getting, getting older, humor, instructions, keep, know, life, life changes, older, print, small, small print

• Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

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  2 months ago

  20, baking, cooking, everyone, food, humor, instructions, kitchen, matter, minutes, say, shout, shout out, temperature, time

• Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

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  2 months ago

  age, aging, enlarge, humor, instructions, lifestyle, middle, middle age, pictures, take, technology, welcome

• Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

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  2 months ago

  anything, best, best shot, bot, creativity, give, humor, ID, ignore, instructions, life, me, onions, poem, real, real life, saying, shot, someone, told, whatever

• IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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  2 months ago

  assembly, DIY, frustration, furniture, glossary, humor, IKEA, instructions, swear, swear word, Swedish, word, words

• I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

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  2 months ago

  clothes, follow, humor, i, independence, instructions, me, rebellion, self-expression, tell, washing, washing instructions

• Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

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  5 months ago

  adult, adult humor, boner, erection, getting, humor, instruction, instructions, Lego, me, telling, toy

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