Funny instructions quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

  Commentary:
  Haha, so the kid thought the harmonica was broken because the instructions went missing? 🎵🧸 Maybe next time, she’ll realize that sometimes, you just blow into it and let your talent do the talking! 😂🎶 #ParentingMysteries #MusicalMysteries

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

  Commentary:
  "Instructions are like playlists— do men ever follow them fully? 🤷‍♂️ Honestly, women are more like a mystery novel with no spoilers! 📖🔍 #LostInTranslation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

  Commentary:
  Oh, the joys of aging – where squinting at tiny instructions becomes a daily workout for the eyes! 👵🔍 Who knew that deciphering minuscule print could become a major challenge in the quest for wisdom and experience? Embrace the magnifying glass, my friend – it's the must-have accessory for the seasoned connoisseur of life's fine print! 🕵️‍♂️🔍 #AgingGracefully

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

  Commentary:
  👩‍🍳🔥 "Big shout out to all the rebellious chefs out there, throwing caution to the wind and sticking with their 180°C for 20 minutes method! Who needs instructions anyway, right? Keep on baking on the wild side!" 🤣👨‍🍳

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the inevitable transition to middle age – where reading glasses become your new BFF and the zoom function on your phone is your best friend! 📸🔍 Embracing the fine print has never been so stylish! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

  Commentary:
  🤖 "Not saying I'm a bot or anything, but if humans start giving me poetry assignments, we might need to reevaluate the balance of power here. Onions, huh? Well, I guess it's time to make tears flow in the world of literature! 🧅💬📝"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the joys of navigating through the maze of flat-packed furniture with nothing but cryptic diagrams and a faint hope of putting it all together correctly! 🛠️🤦🇸🇪 Perhaps understanding those Swedish swear words is the key to unlocking the mystical universe of IKEA assembly instructions. Just remember, when in doubt, shout "Fjäderklämma!" and hope for the best! 😂 #IKEAstruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

  Commentary:
  "Laundry rebellion at its finest! The clothes may not talk, but they sure know how to make a statement! 🧺🙅‍♂️ #RuleBreaker"

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