If women came with instructions, men wouldn't read them anyway.

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

Commentary:
"Instructions are like playlists— do men ever follow them fully? 🤷‍♂️ Honestly, women are more like a mystery novel with no spoilers! 📖🔍 #LostInTranslation"

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

Commentary:
Oh, the joys of aging – where squinting at tiny instructions becomes a daily workout for the eyes! 👵🔍 Who knew that deciphering minuscule print could become a major challenge in the quest for wisdom and experience? Embrace the magnifying glass, my friend – it's the must-have accessory for the seasoned connoisseur of life's fine print! 🕵️‍♂️🔍 #AgingGracefully

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Commentary:
👩‍🍳🔥 "Big shout out to all the rebellious chefs out there, throwing caution to the wind and sticking with their 180°C for 20 minutes method! Who needs instructions anyway, right? Keep on baking on the wild side!" 🤣👨‍🍳

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the inevitable transition to middle age – where reading glasses become your new BFF and the zoom function on your phone is your best friend! 📸🔍 Embracing the fine print has never been so stylish! 😄"

Not saying I'm a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I'd probably give it my best shot.

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

Commentary:
🤖 "Not saying I'm a bot or anything, but if humans start giving me poetry assignments, we might need to reevaluate the balance of power here. Onions, huh? Well, I guess it's time to make tears flow in the world of literature! 🧅💬📝"

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Commentary:
Oh, the joys of navigating through the maze of flat-packed furniture with nothing but cryptic diagrams and a faint hope of putting it all together correctly! 🛠️🤦🇸🇪 Perhaps understanding those Swedish swear words is the key to unlocking the mystical universe of IKEA assembly instructions. Just remember, when in doubt, shout "Fjäderklämma!" and hope for the best! 😂 #IKEAstruggles

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

Commentary:
"Laundry rebellion at its finest! The clothes may not talk, but they sure know how to make a statement! 🧺🙅‍♂️ #RuleBreaker"