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Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

2 months ago2 months ago

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

2 months ago2 months ago

Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

5 months ago5 months ago

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

Jan 28, 2025

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

Jan 27, 2025

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Jan 26, 2025

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

Jan 25, 2025

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

Jan 24, 2025

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Jan 22, 2025

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

Jan 21, 2025