35 Funny intelligence quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

  Commentary:
  "Reading is like the secret passage to a smarter you 📚💡! It's the legal high that transforms ignorance into knowledge! Say no to stupidity, say yes to books! 📖🚀 #BookWormWisdom"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone wasn't just a few fries short of a happy meal… they missed out on the entire drive-thru experience! 🛠️🍔😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

  Commentary:
  "Rumor has it we only use 10% of our brain power, but let's face it, some folks out here living in that 5% range 🧠🤷‍♂️. Maybe they're saving the rest for a rainy day! ☔️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the universe is mostly made up of morons 😜🌌 Better watch out for those cosmic clowns!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

  Commentary:
  "Finding someone with common sense these days is like discovering a mythical creature! 🦄 Let's just hope they don't keep their powers a secret. 💫✨ #SuperSense"

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