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“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

May 27, 2026

I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

May 27, 2026

Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

May 27, 2026

“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

May 27, 2026

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

May 26, 2026

The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

May 26, 2026

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

May 25, 2026

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

May 25, 2026

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

May 25, 2026

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

May 24, 2026

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

May 24, 2026

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

May 24, 2026

People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

May 23, 2026

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

May 23, 2026

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

May 23, 2026

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

May 23, 2026

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

May 23, 2026

As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

May 23, 2026

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

May 23, 2026

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

May 22, 2026

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

May 22, 2026

Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

May 22, 2026

If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

May 21, 2026

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

May 21, 2026

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

May 21, 2026

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

May 21, 2026

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

May 21, 2026

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

May 21, 2026

This is an awful time to be an educated person.

May 20, 2026

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

May 20, 2026

Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

May 20, 2026

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

May 20, 2026

I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

May 20, 2026

Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

May 20, 2026

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

May 20, 2026

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

May 20, 2026

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

May 20, 2026

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

May 20, 2026

The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

May 20, 2026

If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one.

May 19, 2026