Commentary:
"Talk about a dramatic entrance into the world! From nature's 'loading screen' to swiping and tapping your way through Candy Crush levels in no time 🤯🍬📱 Must be quite the upgrade for those tech-savvy little ones! #BornToSwipe"
Commentary:
"Parenting tip of the day: Forget textbooks, just hand over the iPad! 📱👦👧 Who needs math when your kid could be gearing up to battle cyborgs in the future anyway? 🤖💥 #ParentingWin #CyborgFighters"