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Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,487

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Discord:

Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

God saw you do that.

Trending via TikTok:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Going viral on X:

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

Live now on Instagram:

It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

Just landed via Pinterest:

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

Just landed via TikTok:

Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

Going viral on Facebook:

It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

14 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

81 shares on Slack this month:

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

98 shares on WeChat this month:

I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

24 shares on Instagram this month:

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.

78 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,645

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Only DM me if you like disappointment.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

Making waves on Twitch:

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Trending via Pinterest:

Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

Spotted on Reddit:

Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

Shared recently on Facebook:

They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

Spotted on Instagram:

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

Breaking via Threads:

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

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