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Funny January 1st quotes

January 1st always feels like a Sunday, regardless of what day it’s actually on.

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The calendar may say different, but my couch potato instincts know it's a universal lazy day! 🥳🛋️📅

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“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

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Who knew Jack Skellington's real fear was holiday shopping season 😂🎃🎄

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 1st, 24th, before, calendar, Christmas, date, December, December 24th, festive, festive season, holiday, humor, January, January 1st, just, means, new, new year, nightmare, season, The Nightmare Before Christmas, year on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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