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You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

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My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

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Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

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Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

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I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

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Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

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I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

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In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

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Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

Trending via Messenger:

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

Just shared via Reddit:

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

Trending via Pinterest:

Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

Breaking via Snapchat:

Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

Breaking via Discord:

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

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46 shares on YouTube this month:

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

29 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

47 shares on Slack this month:

Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

52 shares on Telegram this month:

Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

46 shares on YouTube this month:

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

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I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

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Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

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I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

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Just realised if I have a kid, they’re likely to see the year 2100… WTF?

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Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

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Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

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My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

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Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

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Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

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I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

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They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

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I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Bought some coconut shampoo, but when I got home, I realised I didn’t have a coconut.

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In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

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Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

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No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.

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Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

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My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.

Trending via Slack:

The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

Live now on WeChat:

Did you seriously just pique my interest?

Just shared via Telegram:

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

Just shared via YouTube:

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

Just shared via Facebook:

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

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I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

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