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Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

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Shared recently on YouTube:

Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

Going bananas on Telegram:

First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

Going viral on Threads:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

Trending via YouTube:

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Everything’s under control. I just don’t know whose.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Starting to think business is standing on me.

Trending via Slack:

I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

Going bananas on YouTube:

A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

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11 shares on Snapchat this month:

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

98 shares on Slack this month:

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

23 shares on X this month:

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

19 shares on YouTube this month:

At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

89 shares on Discord this month:

Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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15 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.

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Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

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You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

What doesn’t kill you makes you wish it did.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

The lion can’t keep living like this.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on YouTube:

I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

“I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”

Just landed via Slack:

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

Shared recently on Slack:

Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

Just shared via YouTube:

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

Going viral on Reddit:

Why read the room when you can leave the room?

Just shared via Telegram:

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

Going viral on YouTube:

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

Trending via YouTube:

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

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