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Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

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Seen just now on Threads:

Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I usually start exploring the abyss around 7 p.m.

Just shared via Reddit:

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

Trending via LinkedIn:

No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I’ve had enough. I’m ready to spend an eternity in the arms of my lover.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

Just shared via Threads:

If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Nothing tops a plain pizza.

Breaking via Twitch:

Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.

Going bananas on Telegram:

“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

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15 shares on Facebook this month:

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

56 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

34 shares on Telegram this month:

I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

74 shares on Threads this month:

Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

Living la vida taco!

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If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

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Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

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I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

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Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

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Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

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The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

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I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

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Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

No plans and no pants kind of day.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.

Breaking via Slack:

They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

Making waves on Snapchat:

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

Seen just now on Facebook:

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

Making waves on Reddit:

It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

Live now on Reddit:

Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

Spotted on Threads:

This is an awful time to be an educated person.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

Spotted on TikTok:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

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