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5 months ago
Share →: Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Commentary:
🎯🤦‍♂️ Don’t put all your spears in one throw! Remember, sharing is caring, but sharing your spear with the enemy might not be the best strategy. It’s like playing catch, but with pointy ends involved! Keep your spear close and your aim closer! 🔥🤣
5 months ago
Share →: I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

Commentary:
Ah, the quest for validation knows no boundaries! 🤧🕺 Getting a gold star for basic hygiene? Sign me up! 🌟 Who knew sneezing could be your ticket to glory in the eyes of a preschool teacher! 😂 #SneezeLikeAPro
5 months ago
Share →: Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

Commentary:
“Just one more cookie turns into a cookie party, just one more movie becomes a binge-watching marathon, and just one more minute magically multiplies into an hour! 🍪🎬⏱️ Don’t we all have a PhD in self-deception sometimes?”
5 months ago
Share →: Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

Commentary:
“Who knew betrayal could come with so many transportation options? 🚌💨 Selling someone down the river – because throwing them under the bus is just so last season! 😂🚣‍♂️ #JustCasualBetrayal”
5 months ago
Share →: I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Commentary:
“Who has time for one mistake when you can have a collection? 🤷‍♂️ Keep ’em coming for that extra dose of certainty! 😂 #ProfessionalMistakeMaker”
5 months ago
Share →: I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

Commentary:
“Rocking the ‘I woke up like this… and stayed like this’ look with unmatched confidence! 💁‍♂️ Who needs a mirror when you’ve got self-love shining through? 🌟 #UglyIsTheNewBeautiful”
5 months ago
Share →: If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

Commentary:
“Want to know the most expensive item in a store? Just bring a kid along and witness them turn detective and break things with their special ‘Oops I Did It Again’ superpower! 💸🕵️‍♂️🚨 #KidDetective”
5 months ago
Share →: Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Commentary:
“Ah, the mystical realm of Target—where moms become stealthy ninjas, blending into the aisles like undercover agents dodging tiny accomplices 👩‍👧‍👦. Remember, not all heroes wear capes; some rock yoga pants and sip on Starbucks while evading tiny spies in the toy section! 🦸‍♀️🛒 #MomLife”
5 months ago
Share →: Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

Commentary:
“Me, every morning: Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things…or talk to people…or adult in any way, shape, or form. 😴☕️ #NotAMorningPerson”
5 months ago
Share →: Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

Commentary:
“Remember, the ‘no hitting coworkers’ policy is non-negotiable 🚫👊 Even if some seem to test the limits of your patience 🙄 Just double-checked with HR, and yep, still a firm no-go. Sorry, folks! 😅 #OfficeEtiquette”