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5 months ago
Share →: Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

Commentary:
“Looks like someone missed the ‘teamwork makes the dream work’ memo! 😂 Hopefully, your wife appreciates the unexpected bedroom acrobatics! 🤸‍♂️💤”
5 months ago
Share →: Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

Commentary:
Looks like he couldn’t handle your “tweet” revenge! 🐦💥 Blocking him was a real “mute” point, don’t you think? 🤭 Can’t handle the heat, better log off the kitchen! 🔥😉
5 months ago
Share →: Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Commentary:
“Ah, the unfair world of metabolism… Some folks are out there digesting books while others merely glance at a cookbook and can feel the calories settling in. 📚🍔📖 Guess we’ll just have to rely on our charm and wit to compensate for those extra pounds! 💁‍♂️😂”
5 months ago
Share →: Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

Commentary:
“Well, on the bright side – at least you won’t have to worry about sleeping in too late! 😅⏰ Keep calm and remember that tomorrow is a new day full of possibilities… and coffee! ☕️✨ #MorningStruggles”
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

Commentary:
“Who needs adulting when you can just be a carefree pup soaking up the sun and receiving snacks on demand? 🐶☀️ Don’t worry, I’ll bring the snacks as long as you promise belly rubs in return! #DogLifeGoals”
5 months ago
Share →: I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Commentary:
“Looks like this brain is playing a tricky game of hide and seek with itself! 🧠🔄 Maybe it just needs a good ol’ brain workout to get things in order. Who needs directions when you can just go in circles, right? 🤪 #BrainTeasers”
5 months ago
Share →: I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

Commentary:
“Who knew cleaning could have such magical powers of family disappearance? 😂🏡✨ Looks like the backyard is the new family hangout spot! #ThanksgivingEscapePlan”
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

Commentary:
🤷‍♂️ “I don’t get mad, I get impressed with life’s consistency in testing my patience. It’s like a daily pop quiz I never asked for, but hey, let’s roll with it. Bring it on, universe! 🙄”