Funny lactose quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

  Commentary:
  "Dear lactose-intolerant heathen, it's time to embrace the dairy and join the milky way of life! 🥛🐄 Don't be cheese-ist, lactose is gouda for you! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs drama when you can feast on pasta and cheese? 😂🍝🧀 #GlutenTolerant #LactoseLaidback #AvoidingInterpersonalLactoseIntolerances"

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