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You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

May 29, 2026

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

May 23, 2026

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

May 22, 2026

At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

May 19, 2026