13 Funny matters quotes

• The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

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• Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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• I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

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  feel, fun, humor, i, life, matters, need, nihilism, nothing, philosophy

• It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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  activity, destination, eat, food, fun, fun activity, humor, journey, matters, road, road trip, snacks, travel, trip

• Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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  anyone, confidence, else, humor, irony, matter, matters, motivation, remember, self-delusion, self-perception, yourself

• I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

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  am, heart, humor, i, love, matters, perspective, relationship, size

• None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

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  death, die, existentialism, going, great, humor, life, matters, none, perspective, positivity, weekend

• Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

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  alarm, before, else, favorite, humor, matters, Metallica, minutes, music, nothing, procrastination, sleep, song

• The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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  appearance, college, dating, hot, humor, i, importance, important, lesson, life, life lesson, matter, matters, priorities, self-esteem, stress, thing, where

• Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

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  always, app, apps, favorite, humor, kindness, kindness matters, know, matters, never, relationships, streaming, streaming app, subscriptions, unexpected

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