Funny quotes matters

Funny matters quotes

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

1 month ago

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

3 months ago

Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

3 months ago

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

3 months ago

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

3 months ago