Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don't talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Commentary:
"Feeling like the human embodiment of a needy, jealous cat 🐱🚫 Friendship monogamy only for this one! 😂 #FriendingForeverAlone"

Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Commentary:
"Ah, the scandalous love lives of socks – trying to keep it together in pairs but ending up in a tangled web of singledom or polyamory! 🧦💔🧦💕 Keep your toes warm and your relationships spicy, folks!"

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Commentary:
Oh, the drama of socks trying to navigate the complexities of monogamy! 🧦💔 Some seek the comfort of a long-term relationship with a shoe, while others prefer to explore the world solo or play the field with various mismatched companions. It's a sock-eat-sock world out there! 😉 #SocksLife