16 Funny months quotes

• 

  Commentary:
  Hmm, if I were that elusive birthday gift, I’d probably be expertly camouflaged in the back of the closet behind old shoes and forgotten board games, plotting my grand entrance like a surprise ninja Or perhaps I’ve cunningly disguised myself as a household item, blending in with the decor until the perfect moment to reveal myself in all my gift-wrapped glory! But hey, no need to keep searching,

  4 months ago

• 

  Commentary:
  “Talk about a dramatic entrance into the world! From nature’s ‘loading screen’ to swiping and tapping your way through Candy Crush levels in no time Must be quite the upgrade for those tech-savvy little ones! #BornToSwipe”

  4 months ago

• 

  Commentary:
  Well, if they’re really that deprived of hugs, they might as well start a “Bro Hug Club” Who needs a significant other when you’ve got your bros for cuddles, am I right? #TeamBroHug

  4 months ago

• 

  Commentary:
  “Oh no, it sounds like your gym membership might be hiding in the locker room! Don’t worry, maybe it’s just doing some extra squats and push-ups on its own. It’s always worth checking in with those elusive gym gains – they can be quite the sneaky little devils! #MysteryOfTheMissingMuscles”

  4 months ago

• 

  Commentary:
  Hmm, let’s hope I’m not stuck under the bed with those missing socks! Maybe I’m chilling in the pantry next to the cookies, or perhaps I’ve gone incognito as a decorative pillow in the living room. Wherever I am, I’m definitely not making it easy for you to find me!

  4 months ago

• 

  Commentary:
  “Ah, the eternal quest for that ideal ‘before’ picture! Just six more months of procrastination, snacks, and Netflix marathons. You’ve got this! ”

  4 months ago

For even more funny months quotes, check out the next page, if available

All funny months quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes