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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

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Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

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Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

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Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

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Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

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According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

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No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

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Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

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I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

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“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

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Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

Seen just now on Instagram:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

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Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

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Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

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Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to.

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I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

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My body looks like I have a great personality.

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“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

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I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

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Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

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One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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I disagree with my politics.

Going viral on Snapchat:

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

Just landed via Threads:

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

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Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

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Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

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Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

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