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Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

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15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Spotted on Slack:

College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

Just shared via Instagram:

Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

Trending via Reddit:

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

Trending via X:

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

Seen just now on WeChat:

I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

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64 shares on Telegram this month:

Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

26 shares on Slack this month:

The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

21 shares on Discord this month:

I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

95 shares on TikTok this month:

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

74 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

23 shares on Instagram this month:

Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

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I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

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My dream car is a taco truck.

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For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

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Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.

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What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

Going viral on Instagram:

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

Going viral on YouTube:

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

Trending via YouTube:

Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

Making waves on Twitch:

Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

Making waves on Twitch:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

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