Funny motion quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew downward dog could be rocking out to some old school beats? 🧘‍♂️💃 Break it down, yoga style! 🎵 #YogaBreakdanceRevolution"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic robo-dance move – waving hands frantically under the faucet hoping for a miracle! Who needs a dance floor when you've got a malfunctioning motion sensor faucet turning everyone into groovy robots?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, watching someone do Tai Chi is like witnessing a graceful yet epic meltdown in sloooow motion! 🤸‍♂️😆 Makes you wonder if we should all be practicing slow motion tantrums instead of regular ones. 😂 #TaiChiDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs words at the salon when your fingers can speak the universal language of haircuts? 💇‍♂️✂️ Just imagine the confusion if your fingers decided to do jazz hands instead! 🤣"

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