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Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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Jan 2, 2026

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Broadcasted on Telegram:

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

Just shared via Instagram:

I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

Trending via Pinterest:

So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence.

Just shared via Telegram:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Talents: eating!

Trending via WhatsApp:

If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

Trending via WeChat:

Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

Making waves on WeChat:

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

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29 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Home Alone” is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

46 shares on Discord this month:

Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

99 shares on X this month:

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

81 shares on WeChat this month:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

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18 folks are currently checking 👀

Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

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All quiet on the frontal lobe.

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If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

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“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

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I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

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The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

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I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,343

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

All quiet on the frontal lobe.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Discord:

Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.

Just landed via Twitch:

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

Making waves on Snapchat:

May the algorithms be with you.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

Just landed via Reddit:

Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

Trending via YouTube:

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

Going viral on Slack:

I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

Spotted on Messenger:

I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

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