12 Funny natural quotes

• Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

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  6 days ago

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• Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

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  1 week ago

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• I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

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  1 week ago

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• In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

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  1 week ago

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• I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

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  1 week ago

  awkwardness, communication, discomfort, feel, honesty, humor, i, making, me, natural, pattern, relationship, say, spot, tendency, uncomfortable, wish

• The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

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  2 weeks ago

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• Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

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  2 weeks ago

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• When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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  2 weeks ago

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• When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

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  3 weeks ago

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