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Funny nuts quotes

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025