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Funny nuts quotes

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

3 months ago

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

3 months ago

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

3 months ago

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

3 months ago