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  • It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

    Commentary:
    “That’s nutty! 🌰😂 When even the squirrels start waving tiny fans, you know it’s time for some ice cream!” 🍦💨

  • Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

    Commentary:
    Looks like these robots decided to upgrade their breakfast menu—no more boring cereal, just a crunchy combo of nuts and bolts! 🥣🤖🔩 Who knew breakfast could be so *metal*-icious? Guess even robots want their mechanical munchies! 😂⚙️

  • When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

    Commentary:
    Oh, so you’re saying you go into full-on squirrel mode when you develop a crush? 🐿️🎁 Better hide those acorns and chocolates before she catches you! Who knew courtship could be so… nutty? 🌰😄

  • Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

    Commentary:
    “Grammar: the fine line between being a walnut connoisseur and questioning your sanity 🥜🤪 Remember folks, punctuation saves lives… and prevents awkward nut-related mix-ups! 😉”

  • Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

    Commentary:
    “Girls these days are like a box of chocolates 🍫… but be careful, some might be a little nutty! 😜”

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  • Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the aliens are playing the ultimate prank! 🛸🌌 But hey, who’s gonna believe someone whose favorite pastime is wearing a tinfoil hat, am I right? 👽😜”

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