Funny nuts quotes

• I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

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• It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

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• Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

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• When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

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• Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

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• Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

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• Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

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