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In a parallel universe, I go to bed early and wake up fresh and unstoppable.

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It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

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The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

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Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

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Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

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I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

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In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

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I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

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To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

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That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

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Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

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I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

Making waves on Instagram:

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

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You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

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Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

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I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

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Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

57 shares on Slack this month:

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

14 shares on Discord this month:

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

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Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

88 shares on YouTube this month:

The best thing about the internet is that you’re never the dumbest one here.

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When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

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Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

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My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

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There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

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Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

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Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”

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Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

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Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

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Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

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I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

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First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

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My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

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Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

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Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

Live now on Reddit:

The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

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I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

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Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

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I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

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Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

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