Funny out of shape quotes

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I'm out of shape.

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Commentary:
"Embarking on a jog only to realize your body is staging a rebellion… Classic case of fitness amnesia! 🏃🤦‍♂️ #OutOfShapeStruggles"

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Commentary:
"Who needs cardio when you can have a spiritual awakening, am I right? 🏃‍♂️🙏 #runninglateforheaven"