I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don't have to hear anyone at the table say, "moist."

I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the strategic overcooking approach – a brilliant method to avoid the infamous 'moist' discussion at the table 🦃🔥 Who knew the path to a peaceful holiday feast involved sacrificing a crispy turkey skin? 😂"