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Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

Seen just now on Slack:

I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I appreciate all clouds. Fluffy, non-fluffy… it’s how Bob Ross would’ve wanted it.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

Just landed via Twitch:

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

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34 shares on Snapchat this month:

You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

31 shares on Messenger this month:

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

24 shares on Instagram this month:

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

90 shares on X this month:

I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

27 shares on Facebook this month:

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

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Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

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It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

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I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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240 this month

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Twitch:

I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

Making waves on Telegram:

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Just landed via WeChat:

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Breaking via Telegram:

Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

Trending via Messenger:

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

Just landed via Facebook:

We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

Just landed via Facebook:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

Just landed via Facebook:

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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