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Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

Going viral on Telegram:

Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I disagree with my politics.

Spreading quickly via X:

Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

Going viral on Discord:

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

Spotted on Discord:

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

Just landed via Discord:

I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

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Funny overhear quotes are the unexpected gems 💎 that turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud stories 😂. Whether caught in a café ☕ or on a crowded bus 🚌, these hilarious snippets of conversation bring a spark of joy and surprise to your day. Ready to giggle at the funniest eavesdrops? Let’s dive into the world of side-splitting overheard moments that prove truth really is stranger than fiction! 🎉🤣

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Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Messenger:

I miss when 1K was a lot of money.

Breaking via Facebook:

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.

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