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Random funny quotes to crack you up. 😎✌️

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5 months ago
Share →: I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

Commentary:
"Maybe the tennis balls have been practicing their synchronized swimming skills without us knowing! 🎾🏊‍♂️ Who knew a game of tennis could turn into a wet and wild adventure?! 🌊😄"
5 months ago
Share →: There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

Commentary:
"Absolutely! Waking up is a delicate process that requires adequate time for coffee and untangling your bed hair. Who wants to deal with people before achieving peak caffeination and presentability? 🌅☕️😂"
3 months ago
Share →: The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

Commentary:
"Ah, the nerve of someone daring to block your path in the sacred store aisle! 🤨 Don't they know it's your runway to retail bliss? 🛒💁‍♂️ Move aside, mere mortal, the bargain hunter is on a mission! 😆 #ShoppingStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of hydration vs. screen addiction 🌊📱 Who needs self-control when you have Netflix, am I right? 😜 Someone pass me a water bottle and a remote, stat! 💦📺"
5 months ago
Share →: Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

Commentary:
"💎 Diamond may be tough, but it's no match for the unyielding fortitude of a husband's stubborn head! 💪🤣 Who knew love could be so rock-solid? 🤦‍♂️ #StubbornHusbands #TougherThanDiamonds"