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Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).

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I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

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Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

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I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

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Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

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Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

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Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

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Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

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Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

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Funny panic room quotes bring a hilarious twist to the idea of hiding away when life gets crazy! 😂🔒 Whether you’re imagining an emergency snack stash or a secret dance party, these witty lines turn anxiety into laughs. Ready to chuckle your way to safety? Let’s dive into some clever quips that make panic rooms feel less scary and way more entertaining! 🚪🎉 #LaughItOff #PanicRoomVibes

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“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

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Your opinions are not my business.

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I think my type is a nice person.

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Engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush).

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

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Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

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I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

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When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

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They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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