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Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

I miss when bills were none of my business.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Seen just now on Twitch:

For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

Going bananas on Discord:

At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

Seen just now on Instagram:

If Microsoft Edge is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you can be brave enough to ask that girl out.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I like when games that have no need for a jump button have a jump button.

Just shared via WeChat:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

Funny panic room quotes

Funny panic room quotes bring a hilarious twist to the idea of hiding away when life gets crazy! 😂🔒 Whether you’re imagining an emergency snack stash or a secret dance party, these witty lines turn anxiety into laughs. Ready to chuckle your way to safety? Let’s dive into some clever quips that make panic rooms feel less scary and way more entertaining! 🚪🎉 #LaughItOff #PanicRoomVibes

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

73 shares on Twitch this month:

I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

58 shares on Threads this month:

I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

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Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

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Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

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Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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Double chins are better than double faces.

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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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The year flies by when you’re scrolling.

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Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Reddit:

Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

Going viral on Telegram:

You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

Breaking via TikTok:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

Breaking via Threads:

I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

Trending via Discord:

I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

Breaking via Threads:

It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

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