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Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

They’re making me do work at work.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I like deadlines. They make me functional.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

Spotted on Facebook:

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

Seen just now on Slack:

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

Going viral on Slack:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

Funny panic room quotes

Funny panic room quotes bring a hilarious twist to the idea of hiding away when life gets crazy! 😂🔒 Whether you’re imagining an emergency snack stash or a secret dance party, these witty lines turn anxiety into laughs. Ready to chuckle your way to safety? Let’s dive into some clever quips that make panic rooms feel less scary and way more entertaining! 🚪🎉 #LaughItOff #PanicRoomVibes

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45 shares on Telegram this month:

I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

98 shares on X this month:

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.

57 shares on TikTok this month:

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

83 shares on WeChat this month:

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

67 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

75 shares on Messenger this month:

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

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That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

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If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.

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Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

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The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

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My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

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Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via TikTok:

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

Spotted on Pinterest:

When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

Just landed via Telegram:

A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

Just shared via Twitch:

Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

Just landed via TikTok:

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

Going viral on Slack:

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

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