Funny paranormal quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

  Commentary:
  "They realized it was just the camera's way of saying 'I see you!' 📸😈😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

  Commentary:
  "Those poor ghosts, no caller ID to screen out pesky spirits dialing in from the other side! 👻☎️ Better hope they don't leave a voicemail asking for help with their haunting issues!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

  Commentary:
  Watch out! 👻💃 Don't be surprised if you suddenly feel the floor moving to the rhythm of some spectral breakdancing moves! 😂 Who knew ghosts had such killer dance skills? Keep an eye out for any floating cardboard boxes and invisible boomboxes! 🕺🎶 #GhostlyGrooves

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this exorcist found a way to mix business with pleasure! 💸👹 Who knew banishing demons could be so lucrative? Maybe they charge the demons a fee for vacating rent-free accommodations! 🏠😈"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the only spirits this investigator is chasing are the ones who disappeared after reading my messages 👻🕵️‍♂️ #GhostedExpert"

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