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Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

3 months ago

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

3 months ago

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

3 months ago

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

3 months ago