Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Commentary:
"Those poor ghosts, no caller ID to screen out pesky spirits dialing in from the other side! 👻☎️ Better hope they don't leave a voicemail asking for help with their haunting issues!"

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you'd have no idea.

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

Commentary:
Watch out! 👻💃 Don't be surprised if you suddenly feel the floor moving to the rhythm of some spectral breakdancing moves! 😂 Who knew ghosts had such killer dance skills? Keep an eye out for any floating cardboard boxes and invisible boomboxes! 🕺🎶 #GhostlyGrooves

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

Commentary:
"Looks like this exorcist found a way to mix business with pleasure! 💸👹 Who knew banishing demons could be so lucrative? Maybe they charge the demons a fee for vacating rent-free accommodations! 🏠😈"

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

Commentary:
"Looks like the only spirits this investigator is chasing are the ones who disappeared after reading my messages 👻🕵️‍♂️ #GhostedExpert"