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33 Funny phrase quotes

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Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

Posted on4 days ago4 days ago

I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Due to unforeskin circumcistances …

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Did you seriously just pique my interest?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Living la vida taco!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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