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Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

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Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

Going viral on X:

You wish you had this many chins.

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Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Spotted on WeChat:

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

Just landed via Discord:

Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

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Funny pleaser quotes 😄 are the perfect way to brighten your day and share some laughs with friends! Whether you’re known for saying yes to everything or just love a good chuckle, these witty gems will have you nodding and grinning 🤣. Ready to embrace your inner people-pleaser with a humorous twist? Let’s dive into some playful sayings that celebrate the art of making others happy—without losing your cool! 🎉✨

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Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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Reported on WeChat:

I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Trending via Snapchat:

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

Seen just now on Telegram:

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

Live now on Twitch:

One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

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