Funny poem quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like you've been poetry-fied for personal reasons! 📜✨ Watch out, Shakespeare, here comes a new poet in town. Time to rhyme and shine! 🖋️💫 #PoetryEmbargo

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

  Commentary:
  🌹🍕 "Roses are red, pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large, and none of it's for you. Sorry not sorry, it's a pizza party for one! Maybe next time, bring your own slice and join the fun! 🍕🎉 #PizzaLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic ode to misophonia! 🌹💙 Sounds like someone needs to chew a bit quieter or invest in some noise-cancelling headphones! 🎧😅 Just remember, it's all fun and games until the sound of your chewing becomes a poetic inspiration!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

  Commentary:
  🤖 "Not saying I'm a bot or anything, but if humans start giving me poetry assignments, we might need to reevaluate the balance of power here. Onions, huh? Well, I guess it's time to make tears flow in the world of literature! 🧅💬📝"

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