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Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,508

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,290

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Snapchat:

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

Breaking via Telegram:

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

Going bananas on Twitch:

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

Seen just now on Discord:

Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

Spotted on Threads:

Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

Shared recently on Messenger:

According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

Trending via Instagram:

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

Trending via Messenger:

To everyone I offended this year: do better next year, so I don’t have to do it again.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

12 shares on Threads this month:

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

65 shares on X this month:

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Mike is short for Micycle.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

46 shares on YouTube this month:

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

65 shares on Facebook this month:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,508

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,728

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

A pretty girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

For Christmas, I’d like to figure it all out.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Discord:

I love you in a way that would worry a therapist and thrill a poet.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

Breaking via TikTok:

Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

Going bananas on Instagram:

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

Trending via WeChat:

Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

Trending via Snapchat:

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

Just landed via Slack:

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

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