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They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

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Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

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Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

My love language is deader than Latin.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

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I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

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Spotted on Reddit:

Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

Just landed via Slack:

Will probably never be loved, but I have to send emails, so I can’t really think about that right now.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

Making waves on Pinterest:

If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

Just shared via Twitch:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Trending via Discord:

Selfish people are my favorite because you never have to guess their motives.

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I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

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36 shares on Reddit this month:

You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

68 shares on Reddit this month:

Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

People text you when you look good in photos.

36 shares on YouTube this month:

Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

65 shares on Slack this month:

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

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If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

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My mirror needs a screenshot button.

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When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

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A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

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Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

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Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

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Back to the Future and chill?

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Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

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Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

Breaking via X:

The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I totally understand those uncles and aunts who don’t attend gatherings.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’ve successfully reduced phone time by looking at computer more.

Just landed via Discord:

Men need women, women need men. The end.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

Live now on X:

While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

Shared recently on X:

For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

Breaking via Twitch:

High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

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