Commentary:
"Is it a complete Kit Kat bar, or a pocketful of crumbs? 🍫🔍 Schrödinger's Kit Kat: the suspense is just a delicious way of keeping us on our toes! 😂"

Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.
Commentary:
Ah, the mysterious Schrodinger's Immigrant – mastering the art of being both industrious and idle all at once! 🤔💼🕰️ Should we applaud their multitasking skills or simply marvel at the quantum leaps in job security dynamics? 🤣👷♂️💼 #SchrodingersImmigrant #JobMarketJokes