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  • I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the fleeting joy of dieting – like a rollercoaster ride, but with kale instead of cotton candy. 🎢🥗 Here’s to a future filled with more food adventures and fewer regrets! 😉🍔”

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