Commentary:
Mastering the art of facepalming, one lesson at a time! 🤦♂️📚😂
Funny signature move quotes
My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.
Commentary:
"Introducing the master of memory lapses and forgetting names faster than a squirrel on caffeine! 🤷♂️💥 Say hello to the Forget-Me-Not King/Queen! 🤣👑 #NameGameStrong"
My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic "headphones defense" move – a bold tactic indeed! 🎧😄 Nothing like a little strategic deafness to keep unwanted advances at bay! Maybe invest in some invisible headphones next time for that extra level of commitment to the ruse! 🤫😂