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Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,240

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Broadcasted on Facebook:

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

Going viral on YouTube:

Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Just shared via Reddit:

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

Making waves on X:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Shared recently on WeChat:

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

77 shares on Discord this month:

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

76 shares on Twitch this month:

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

91 shares on Twitch this month:

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

42 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using ChatGPT for anything.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Commenting “humiliation ritual” on a pic of my friend out with his family.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

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You are my favorite dirty thought.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

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Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,318

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Next time I die, I’m going to make sure I’m reincarnated someplace other than Earth.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Threads:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Seen just now on X:

When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

Just landed via Discord:

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

Seen just now on Telegram:

You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

Trending via Reddit:

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

Spotted on Messenger:

If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

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