278 Funny social media quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Sources confirm that this post is indeed coming at you from Planet Earth 🌍🚀! And remember, folks, location, location, location – it's all about that intergalactic privacy 💫👽! Keep 'em guessing, Earthling! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'Facebook friend request from a high school acquaintance-turned-senior citizen' dilemma. 😂 It's like a blast from the past meets a glimpse into the future! 👴🚀 #TimeFliesWhenYou'reAcceptingFriendRequests"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal quest for true passion – a journey as elusive as finding the perfect LinkedIn profile picture! 🤣 Maybe one day we'll all be "thrilled" to update our skills section too! #LinkedInStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, wrong emoji, wrong timing! 🤦‍♂️ Remember folks, choose your emojis wisely, unless you want to turn condolences into a round of applause! 👏🏼😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern struggle of our social media age – chasing after the elusive 'like' while drowning in a sea of 'views'! 🌊😂 It's like searching for a needle in a haystack, except the haystack is made of cat videos and influencer posts! 🐱📸 #FirstWorldProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

  Commentary:
  🤳📱💻📧 When you've successfully completed the social media circuit and it's finally time to tackle work, but then… *cue the glamorous entrance of YouTube* 🎥💃 Who knew procrastination could have such a catchy soundtrack? 😅 #JustOneMoreVideo

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

  Commentary:
  "Gen Z life hacks: Mastering the art of toaster dial precision like it's a high-stakes mission 🍞🔥 Who needs complicated solutions when you can create toast perfection with just a twist? #SimplerIsBetter"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

  Commentary:
  "Sending your spouse stuff on social media is a slippery slope – one minute you're spreading love, the next minute you're redistributing chores like it's the Wild West 🤠. Proceed with caution, folks! 💻🧹 #MarriageMemes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the invisible Like button strikes again! It's like watching a showdown with a troop of tiny supporters doing the wave in the background 🕺🙌💃. Who needs popcorn when you have backup dancers keeping the drama alive! 🎭🌟 #SocialMediaEntertainment"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a paper planner when you have Facebook reminding you of everyone's birthdays? 🎈🎉 Time to log in and pretend you remembered on your own! 😄📆 #ThanksFacebook"

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