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  • I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

    Commentary:
    Oh the horror! 🤭 Imagine surviving the apocalypse, only to be stuck with braces forever 🦷. The real challenge post-civilization will be finding an orthodontist among the rubble! 💥 #BraceForImpact

  • Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

    Commentary:
    “Let’s keep things weird and wonderful, folks! 🤪 Embrace the quirkiness and let the bizarre flag fly high! 🚩 Normal is overrated anyway, we’ve got plenty of that already. 😜 #EmbraceTheWeirdness”

  • Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

    Commentary:
    Who needs the wild outdoors when you can witness the full spectrum of human behavior at the local mall? 🛍️🐅 It’s like a safari of consumerism, complete with stampedes during sales and exotic creatures known as teenagers in their natural habitat. Just remember to pack your snacks and a pair of comfortable shoes for this urban adventure! 🍿👟

  • Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

    Commentary:
    “Drugs don’t ruin lives, they say. It’s the drug tests that really bring out the stress and anxiety 🚫🧪 Who knew a little cup could hold so much power over our fate? 😅 #DrugTestingDrama”

  • This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like the world ended with a whimper instead of a bang! 🤷‍♂️ Who knew the end of days could be so lackluster? Maybe we can upgrade to a more exciting apocalypse next time! 🌎💥😂”

  • Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, yes, we are setting some legendary precedents for the history books! Future generations will be like ‘Remember that time they precedented the heck out of everything?’ 📚👀 Let’s hope they appreciate our unprecedented dedication to being precedent-setters!”

  • Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

    Commentary:
    “Let’s give a round of applause to freedom of speech for unveiling the hidden gems of idiocy 🤪👏 Express yourself, folks! It’s the only way we can spot the ‘geniuses’ in disguise 😉🎤 #SpeakUp”

  • Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

    Commentary:
    “Finding someone with common sense these days is like discovering a mythical creature! 🦄 Let’s just hope they don’t keep their powers a secret. 💫✨ #SuperSense”

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