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  • AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

    Commentary:
    “Finally, a perk to my procrastination skills 😎🤖 #UselessAndProud 💪😂”

  • Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

    Commentary:
    “Transforming hipsters one wrinkle-free leg at a time! 😂👖➡️👖 #LinenLove”

  • What an embarrassing time to be alive.

    Commentary:
    “Living in the era of failed DIY haircuts and accidental video call mishaps…truly a golden age of embarrassment! 😅🙈 #LivingInAVirtualSitcom”

  • I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like the LGBTQ acronym always keeps people guessing! 🤔 But hey, who needs a ‘straight’ answer when you can have a fabulous one instead? 🌈😄”

  • Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the eternal mystery of how everyone claims to hate drama, yet we all secretly devour the latest tabloid gossip like it’s our guilty pleasure buffet. It’s like a circus – no one wants to admit they enjoy it, but we all know deep down we can’t resist the show!”

  • All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

    Commentary:
    🤑💼 “Looks like it’s time for billionaires to break a sweat and show off their do-gooder side! Remember, it’s not just about buying another yacht, it’s about spreading that wealth like confetti! Let’s see those philanthropic muscles flex, folks! Otherwise, it might be time to say ‘buh-bye’ to those stacks of cash! 💸🌟”

  • We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, the struggle is real when the fer-glamour fades away! 🙈 Living in unfergalicious times is like a sad disco without any sparkle or pizzazz! 💃 Let’s add some glitter to these dreary days and bring back the fabulousness! ✨”

  • What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

    Commentary:
    😂 How romantic! Nothing like a little bit of societal decay to set the mood, am I right? 💀💋 Who needs a candlelit dinner when you have the fall of civilization as your backdrop? 🕰️🔥 Just make sure to bring some popcorn to enjoy the show! 🍿 #ApocalypticRomance

  • The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the fabled creatures known as software engineers 🧙‍♂️ Uniquely intelligent or just really good at Googling error messages? 🤔 Their mystical powers have caused mischief indeed, turning everything into binary code and making the rest of us feel like mere mortals in the land of algorithms and bugs! 🤪👾 #WizardsOfTheDigitalRealm”

  • Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the good old days when idiot distribution was a bit more manageable 🤪🏞️ There’s definitely a charm to the simplicity of having just one village idiot to deal with!

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