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Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,564

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Snapchat:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Seen just now on WeChat:

If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

Making waves on Slack:

“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

Just shared via Slack:

I am cassette tape years old.

Spotted on Instagram:

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

Just shared via TikTok:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

82 shares on Discord this month:

Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

69 shares on Threads this month:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

58 shares on Telegram this month:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

72 shares on YouTube this month:

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

31 shares on Facebook this month:

Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Bok Choy is a dope name for a vegetable.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,540

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Twitch:

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

Going viral on Discord:

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

Spotted on Reddit:

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

Spotted on X:

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

Just landed via Twitch:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Going bananas on Instagram:

That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

Just shared via Instagram:

People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

Just landed via WeChat:

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

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