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Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

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Live now on Pinterest:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

Making waves on Threads:

Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

Broadcasted on YouTube:

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

Just shared via Slack:

Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

Seen just now on Twitch:

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

Just shared via Slack:

The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

Seen just now on Slack:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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47 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

Sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

46 shares on X this month:

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

80 shares on Slack this month:

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

34 shares on TikTok this month:

We interrupt coverage of one horrible story for breaking news of another horrible story.

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.

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Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

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I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

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Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

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“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

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“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

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Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

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They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

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Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Discord:

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Trending via YouTube:

One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

Spotted on WeChat:

I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

Making waves on TikTok:

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I can show you the stars, we just have to stand up really fast.

Going viral on Snapchat:

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Trending via Threads:

Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

Seen just now on X:

If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

Just shared via Slack:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

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