16 Funny step quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the poetic beauty of comparing life to a cowshed! 🐄💩 It does seem like we're constantly dodging turds at every turn… but hey, at least it keeps things interesting, right? 😉 Here's to gracefully navigating the cowsheds of life and coming out smelling like a rose! 🌹💩"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

  Commentary:
  "Step counter: the non-judgmental companion we all need 🚶‍♂️🚪🍔 Walking to the fridge *is* a cardio workout after all, right? 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

  Commentary:
  "Stepping on someone's foot is like discovering a secret trap door to their mouth – talk about a surprise entrance! 🚪😮♨️ #Whoops #WatchYourStep"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the beloved Lego bricks – a magical combination of pain and grace! 💃🩹 Who knew a simple misstep could lead to such elegant dance moves? 😂👣 #LegoBallet"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

  Commentary:
  "Turning betrayal into a family affair! 👪🔥 Who needs a cheating boyfriend when you can upgrade to a upgraded model? 😂👴 #UltimateRevenge #StepSonGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of being just a step away from riches, but alas, that pesky detail of actually having the money! 💸💰 Hang in there, friend, you're almost there…almost. 😄"

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