If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Commentary:
"Turning betrayal into a family affair! 👪🔥 Who needs a cheating boyfriend when you can upgrade to a upgraded model? 😂👴 #UltimateRevenge #StepSonGoals"

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of being just a step away from riches, but alas, that pesky detail of actually having the money! 💸💰 Hang in there, friend, you're almost there…almost. 😄"

Trying is the first step toward failure.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the classic wisdom of Homer Simpson. Remember, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again… until you fail gloriously and have a good story to tell at parties!

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Commentary:
"Oh, the vicious cycle of stepping on each other's heels – it seems like a game of footsie gone terribly wrong! Let's just hope they both have good balance or it might turn into a slapstick comedy in the shoe aisle!"

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of forgiveness – where you take a deep breath, count to ten, and remind yourself that not everyone can be blessed with the same level of intelligence. It's like a special kind of compassion for the intellectually challenged, bless their hearts."

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate challenge – the 'Get Off the Couch' program. Step 1: Look at the couch longingly. Step 2: Contemplate the possibility of standing up. Step 3: Take a deep breath and consider the benefits of movement. Stay tuned for Step 12: Actually getting up… maybe."