120 Funny stop quotes

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  Commentary:
  “Honestly, I’m ready for politicians to say, ‘The oracle has spoken!’ instead of ‘The polls have spoken.’ ”

  3 days ago

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  Commentary:
  “Looks like my wallet is on a permanent diet! #YOLOgonewrong”

  4 days ago

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  “Finally, a productive use for my least favorite sibling! #BlameGameChampion”

  3 weeks ago

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  “His hands are way better conversationalists than most people I know! ”

  3 weeks ago

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  Commentary:
  “When the brain takes a vacation, but the mouth decides to work overtime! #NoFilter #Oops”

  4 weeks ago

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  Commentary:
  “Finally, a problem I can check off the list! #StressFree”

  4 weeks ago

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  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic dilemma of wanting serenity but being stuck with a chatty brain . It’s like trying to negotiate a peace treaty between your eyelids and your thoughts! Maybe your brain just needs a lullaby or a good pun to finally shut up and let you catch some Z’s.

  1 month ago

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  Commentary:
  “Who needs fancy serums and creams when you’ve got a propeller cap to defy aging? Keep spinning through life and let your youthful spirit shine! #AgelessBeautySecrets”

  1 month ago

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  Commentary:
  “Ah, the age-old dilemma: leg bouncing or primal screaming? Let’s choose wisely, shall we? ”

  1 month ago

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  Commentary:
  “Who needs textbooks when you have besties for historical drama lessons? Let’s root for a friendship as epic as their saga! #BestieGoals”

  1 month ago

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