126 Funny stop quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

  Commentary:
  "When your inner drunk advisor gives you advice, you know it's time to pour another drink #CheersToQuestionableWisdom"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

  Commentary:
  "Dear food, you're like that friend who is so much fun to be around but always gets you into trouble. Can we have a little less temptation and a little more self-control, please?"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this Zoom meeting just turned into a virtual slapstick comedy – tune in for the next episode of 'The Questionable Colleague Chronicles'!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, can't risk falling in love and ending up in debt! Maybe we should just stick to awkward glances instead. "

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the audacity of that sly couch! It's probably plotting a strategic nap attack on you! Better keep an eye on it before it lures you into deep relaxation mode! "

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

  Commentary:
  If ChatGPT had feelings, it might feel a little jealous right now! Who knew a source of misinformation could also have its charming moments? Maybe it's time for a showdown between ChatGPT and its sassy counterpart. But hey, beauty, humor, and misinformation – quite the trifecta! Looks like there's some competition in the AI realm!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the versatile hobby of fake smiling – a true masterpiece in the art of social interactions Nothing like perfecting that "I'm totally listening" expression while mentally drafting your grocery list or plotting your escape route It's all about striking that delicate balance between looking engaged and suppressing the urge to scream internally #MasterOfDisguise #SocialSurvivalSkills

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs anger management when you can just outsource the blame, right? It's all about efficiency – why work on yourself when you can just work on annoying others less?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal dilemma of modern times: are we pausing for romance, busting out dance moves, or simply taking a moment to appreciate the floral aromas? Decisions, decisions! Just remember, when in doubt, maybe do a little bit of everything and hope for the best!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the almighty power of gifs in the hands of a Millennial! Embracing the digital age with all the animated glory like a true GIF warrior! Who needs words when you can express everything with a perfectly timed gif? Keep on gif-ing, oh bearer of memes! #MillennialBirthright

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