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130 Funny surprise quotes

Funny surprise quotes bring a delightful twist to the unexpected! 🎁😂 From humorous reactions to plot twists and unexpected moments, these quotes capture the joy and laughter of those “gotcha” moments. Whether you’re celebrating a surprise party or just enjoying life’s little shocks, these quotes are sure to add a smile to your day. Enjoy the fun and embrace the unexpected with a hearty laugh! 😄🎉

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

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You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

3 months ago

The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

3 months ago

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

3 months ago

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

3 months ago

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

3 months ago

When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

3 months ago

Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

3 months ago

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

3 months ago

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

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