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Internet strangers offer the best advice.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Just shared via Snapchat:

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

Seen just now on Telegram:

I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

Trending via Pinterest:

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Just shared via Threads:

The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

Just shared via TikTok:

Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

Spotted on Telegram:

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

Making waves on Twitch:

Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

Just shared via Pinterest:

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

Spotted on Slack:

The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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15 shares on X this month:

Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

23 shares on Twitch this month:

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

85 shares on Slack this month:

Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

48 shares on Slack this month:

Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.

87 shares on Threads this month:

You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

97 shares on X this month:

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

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I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

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About to form my very first opinion.

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Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

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I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

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Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

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Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Threads:

The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

Shared recently on Facebook:

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

Just landed via TikTok:

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

Just landed via Facebook:

Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

Trending via Facebook:

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

Just landed via Threads:

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

Just shared via Messenger:

A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big.

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