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"Ah, the eternal wanderer yearning for comfort of the nest! 🐦🏠 Perhaps in a past life, you were indeed a speedy messenger of old, eagerly seeking the cozy corners of your dovecote. Who knows, maybe even now your thoughts flutter homewards like a pigeon on a mission!"
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- Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.
- I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.
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"Imagine the romance, the passion, the missed opportunities zipping by like trains in the night! 🚄💔 Don't worry, love may not be on track yet, but at least you'll always have the speeding ticket of your heart! ❤️😂" -
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"Trying to maintain that sophisticated facade during Zoom meetings like a pro! 🥃💨☕️ Who knew a little bourbon blowing could make you seem so refined? Just remember, tea time or happy hour, it's all about appearances! 😂" -
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"Feeling ignored and unloved? Fear not, for there is always laundry waiting to embrace you with open arms…err, hangers! 🧺✨ Who needs human relationships when you have a trusty pile of clothes to fold, right? 😅 #LaundryIsBae" -
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"Ah, the eternal conundrum of cat behavior! 🐱 Is it a daring leap of faith like a first cat life, or a reckless daredevil act like a ninth cat life? The line between curiosity and catastrophe is as thin as a hairball on a tightrope! 😅" -
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Looks like their brains were on a sugar rush instead of a thought-provoking one! 🍩🤔 Nothing like thinking about those delicious, doughy circles to get you thinking outside the box! Who knew donuts could be such a dangerous distraction at a think tank? 😂 #DonutDisruption
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- I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.
- Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?
- Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.
- Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.
- I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.
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