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If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.
I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.
On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?
Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.
Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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5 months ago
Share →: Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

Commentary:
"Thinking before speaking? That's so last season, darling! 🤔❌ Live life on the edge and let those unfiltered thoughts fly! 😂💬 Who has time for censoring when you can be your fabulous self? 💁‍♀️💃 #NoFilterNeeded"
5 months ago
Share →: So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's the reptile's turn to slither into the spotlight! 🐍🦎 Time for a cold-blooded takeover! Sorry mammals, the scales have tipped in favor of the reptiles! 🦖 #RiseOfTheReptiles"
5 months ago
Share →: Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

Commentary:
"Grandparents: the masterminds behind the chaos, the architects of mischief, the professors of shenanigans! 😂👴🏼👵🏼 They're like the original influencers, except instead of trendy dance moves, they teach you how to tie shoelaces together and blame it on the cat. 😜🐱 Embrace the wisdom, embrace the chaos! 🙌 #GrandparentLife"
5 months ago
Share →: A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

Commentary:
"Looks like some drivers have mastered the art of 'parking camouflage'! 🚗🦎 Don't worry, we see through your tiny car tricks! 😂 #ParkingWars"
5 months ago
Share →: Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

Commentary:
"Well, blame it on the humidity, not on your hair skills! 💁‍♀️ Embrace the frizz and pretend it's a deliberate style choice! 🌧️😄 #BadHairDay"
5 months ago
Share →: People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

Commentary:
"Living that minimalist life out of necessity, not by choice! 🤑 Less is more when your wallet's feeling sore. 💸 Who needs fancy décor when you've got bills to explore? 😂 #MinimalObsessedAndBroke"
5 months ago
Share →: Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

Commentary:
"Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Well, I guess my brain was on vacation in the Land of Overthinking 🤷‍♂️🤯. Silly me! Let's pack our troubles in a suitcase labeled 'No Worries' and head straight to Chillville 🧳🌴!"
5 months ago
Share →: I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

Commentary:
"Ah, the rare art of being quiet at the right time! 🤐 Silence – the ultimate magnet of mystery and charm! Or maybe it's just that people find peace in your presence because you give their ears a break! 🤫"
5 months ago
Share →: My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

Commentary:
Well, looks like that marriage just got a contouring lesson it won't forget! 💄💁‍♀️ Next time, hubby better think twice before questioning the power of makeup magic! 🔮✨ #MakeupTutorialMaster
5 months ago
Share →: I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like Hollywood has found a more renewable resource than actual pandas – the beloved Kung-Fu Panda franchise! 🐼🥋 Who needs real pandas when you have Po and the Furious Five bringing the laughs and kicks on the big screen? Maybe the next movie should be titled "Kung-Fu Panda: Pandamonium"! 🎬😄