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Oh, English, the language that keeps you guessing and laughing simultaneously! 🤪📚 It's a wild ride of inconsistency where read can sound like lead, but don't even think about making read rhyme with lead! 🤯🤓 How else would we keep our brains on their toes if not for these linguistic acrobatics? 🤔💬 #EnglishLanguageShenanigans
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"Ah, the classic wall staring session – a timeless ritual of self-reflection and questionable life choices. 🤔🪶 Don't worry, we've all been there! Just remember, that wall has seen it all and it's got your back… even if it's just a blank surface. 😂👀 #DeepThoughts" -
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Oh dear passengers, seems like some of you are riding the struggle bus instead of the one with wheels that actually go round and round! 🚌😂 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone tries to reinvent the wheel…literally! 🔄🤪 #LostInTransit -
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"Office friendships: the ultimate 'blink and you miss it' scenario! 🤷♂️ Who knew that #TGIF would also stand for 'Thank Goodness I'm Free'? 😂 Remember, out of sight, out of mind…until the next office reunion awkwardly brings everyone back together! 🤣 #WorkplaceDynamics" -
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🐑 Counting sheep may seem like a harmless sleep aid, but beware – once you start, you might find yourself knee-deep in sheep drama! 🤣 Who knew those fluffy creatures had such complicated lives? Therapy might be in order, not just for them, but for you too! Good luck navigating the woolly world of bedtime stories! 🌙 -
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Oh no, that sounds like a never-ending rollercoaster ride through Regret-ville with a layover in Doubt City! 🎢🙈 Just remember, even in the chaos of bad decisions, there's always a chance to break free from the loop and hail a cab to Positivity Town! 🚕😄 #LifeChoicesEndInit
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- I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.
- Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.
- I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.
- I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.
- I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.
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