Funny quotes throat

Funny throat quotes

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

1 month ago

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

3 months ago

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

3 months ago