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Funny throat quotes
I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.
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Jan 23, 2025
Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.
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Jan 22, 2025
At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.
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Jan 19, 2025