Funny throat quotes

• Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

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  2 months ago

  animal, giraffe, having, humor, neck, pain, sore, sore throat, suck, throat

• At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

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  2 months ago

  future, humor, illness, just, procrastination, skip, sore, sore throat, throat, time, time travel, travel

• I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

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  2 months ago

  cooky, diet, diet pill, eat, eating, food, help, humor, i, loss, nervous, pill, push, push down, stick, struggle, throat, weight, weight loss

• Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

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  2 months ago

  confusion, dry, headache, humor, idea, nap, refreshed, relaxed, rest, sleep, throat, wake, year

• I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

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  3 months ago

  animal, funny thought, giraffe, having, humor, i, imagination, overthinking, sore, sore throat, stop, thought, throat

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